09-17-2013, 09:03 AM
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Lord High Groundhog
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Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Bumblefuck, USA
Posts: 1,841
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Originally Posted by RandyRandy
And that's why medical care is so expensive in the US. It's a business first, and a service second.
I had a doctor make a house call (remember those?) in Bogota, Colombia last month. Gave me an injection and 4 Vicodins - total cost: $25. When I needed a follow-up injection, I went to the corner pharmacy - pharmacists there can do many things that only a doctor can in the US. He gave me a choice of six different injections (steriodal for inflamation) at a range of 75 cents - $6! Being the baller I am, I went with the $6 injection. And the pharmacist gave me his card and said they do free house calls.
Why? Because in Colombia, medical care is a service first, not a business.
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A real baller takes 3 aspirin and injects himself with $10 bovine grade penicillain from Farm & Fleet.
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Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....."
and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder
While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood
with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back
you stood for
ever before the window saying
nothing
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