You'd take a $400 ambulance ride to the hospital where you'd sit for an hour or two (if you're lucky). You'll be given a few asprin (at cost of $40 each), get some x-rays (that cost a small fortune), they'll set the break and put it in a temporary cast (because you need to see and be charged by your orthopedic surgeon too!) and send you on your way with a (huge) bill...that you can pay off at $5 a month for the rest of your life if you so choose.
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