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Q: Do you want people to stay on your site?
A: Put a photo on line of a woman with a shot gun in her ass with a monkey holding the trigger.
Q: You want people to come back to your site?
A: Write a stupid 5 line story about how you are a serial killer that trained the monkey to kill for you.
Q: Do you want to make money with your blog ?
A: Cut and paste missing person reports saying that you are responsible. Plus shoot some bad cell phone video that looks like you are stalking someone while cleaning your gun.
Then ad some sort of donation button telling everyone that need the money for bullets, cheap hotels and booze. Also put up some advertising.
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officially retired as of March 01 2018 but still fucking around and getting into shit.
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