Thread: Bible Thumpers
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Old 10-18-2013, 07:20 PM  
Grapesoda
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I am 40yrs old, and I thought this trend was over. I haven't had the Bible Thumpers bang on my door since I was a kid. But I just bought a new house in a new neighborhood at the beginning of the year and they seem to come here at least a couple times a month. I posted a "No Soliciting" sign a few months ago, but that didn't stop them.

I think I found a solution though.. A welcome mat with an image of a crucified Jesus print on it.. Then when they knock, I say, "Sure.. I'll talk. Come in. Wipe your feet first" - Oh... what a conundrum!
just polity ask if they are there for the live porn audition... while you unsnap your fly
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