They'll make a program out of anything on television these days
The gay pickers, the slippery huntermen, reality fake repo, pawnshop full of spoiled whiny children, swamp trailer program with bearded folk, etc etc etc
The worst offender is that turtle person with his hee hee hee hee hee ... When he does that, I would like to go upside his head with a baseball bat sideways. Plus, I think he stole it from Indian people or muzlems or someone. Meanwhile, set a trap next time, and work on that fetish you have for being sprayed by a skunk. Maybe stop saying words like poopiepoo.. You are a grown ass man. I swear it, we have currentlysober right there on the air.
I should start a program, at this rate. I swear it that the movie idiocracy is coming true right before my eyes here. At least my program would be educational and informative and have women and automobiles on there. I would call it The Fred Hour.
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