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Old 11-02-2013, 12:08 PM  
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Polarities would suddenly and inexplicably reverse. A massive series of earthquakes would result in truly cataclysmic tidal waves causing flooding where the Great Plains would have to be called the Great Ocean. A gigantic leviathan would emerge from a fissure in the Marianas Trench that would reek havoc on what what was left of humanity by shooting a poisonous stream of what could only be described as flaming semen.

It would just be really bad.

For a long time.

Really bad.

But Homegrown Video would survive and thrive and with its archives, vast and beautiful, it would teach people to have sex again and then they would begin to emerge from the caves to create a brave, new, gorgeous world where orgasms were used to transmit erogenous energy that would transform darkness into light and save the planet, eradicating the evil that tried to destroy it.

Do you have any more questions that I can answer?
Yes: can I buy a 1/4 of whatever it is you're smoking?


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Originally Posted by bronco67 View Post
The way I look at it, if there's 100 scenes of Jayden James giving head, then getting fucked missionary, doggie and taking a load on her face -- then how many more scenes of that do we really need? 90% of porn is basically lather, rinse, repeat.
Thank you for crystalizing my thoughts.
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