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Originally Posted by lagcam
1. Legally change your name to the name of the "whore your uncle fucked for a while"
2. Dress up like a whore
3. Go to bank with new id, offer to blow the bank manager for a smooth transaction (for effect).
4. Collect the money.
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Find whore, buy her a fake id and take the death cert to the the bank. Issue solved.