I drive the ultimate in tall handsome guy with big penis cars:
its shit...ok it consumes next to 0 gasoline and its soft LOL...but it projects my huge penis all over the faces of the women I drive...its the most macho car possible
here is what I consider my real rides...cars and asphalt are for women...
automatic with rear wheel drive only...the emperor of drift...the purveyor of adrenaline...the non plus ultra of anything I have ever driven and I have done it all...
not in production any more because its not for pussies...a sport 700...big bore to 800...accelerates faster than a hayabusa because of massive rear wheels that gives you at-command rapist power in all situations on an extremely light vehicle...the kawasaki kfx700...you hear anybody say a single bitch about it or mention his "Raptor" or Bombardier accept on blind faith that he is a stupid pussy..
you can pick one up for like 5000$...you should get another one for parts so you don't have to wait...low low maintenance , has no chain, last for ever if you don't crash it...you will probably roll and brake your spine because its not for pussy ass amateurs this is really a hard one to master...
with winter tires it outsprints the non turbo sleds ...you can fit this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B-DaNMzAUDE
the people at kawasaki did something really special with this one...it was just too dangerous for the general redneck population...