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What's the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered woman's shelter?
The dishes, if she knows what's best for her.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already done told her twice.
What's the definition of a perfect woman???
(1)She's three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth and her head is flat so you can put a pint glass on it.
(2)The sports model has pull back ears and her teeth fold in.
(3)The economy model fucks all evening and at midnight turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.
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