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Old 01-06-2014, 04:53 PM  
SilentKnight
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Originally Posted by L-Pink View Post
Yep, assuming Cinnamon doesn't rob you blind, bring strangers home or have a girlfriend sleep over "for just a few days" Let's make a quick list ?..

* There will be 2-3 pieces of glitter in every square inch of space in about a week.
* She will eat your food but hers will be old and moldy.
* The wash machine will ALWAYS have her damp shit in it when you go to use it, unless of course it's hanging from the shower rod.
* No matter how cute or open your girlfriend is at first she will soon freak out by a half naked woman laying on the couch watching Jerry Springer.
* Her bathroom and kitchen hygiene will gag a maggot.
* You will get tired of being woke up early in the morning when she comes home and tired of being quiet in your own house when she is passed out.
* You will eventually be asked if she can borrow your car.
* Everything that a mouth touches from your toothbrush that for some reason is wet to the orange juice container will give you nightmares about where her mouth has been.
* She will get a cat.
* Once a piece of mail is delivered to your address with her name on it your "roommate" now has legal rights in your residence. You can't evict her without filing evection papers with the courts. Which now means a North/South Korea type of living arrangement for months.

Pay for your content.
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Best. Damn. Answer.

(funny as hell, too)

And I suspect VERY close to the reality of what to expect.

I can certainly understand the temptation - especially the trade-for-content idea. Hell, I'd give it some serious consideration, too. But I'd like to think sense and sensibility would eventually triumph over longshot odds of everything going just peachy.

Still, keep the thread updated if you throw caution to the wind and start noticing the glitter.
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