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Old 01-08-2014, 02:59 PM  
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Without question the two greatest opening paragraphs of the year so far.

A domestic dispute over space aliens escalated Saturday morning when a lingerie-clad New Mexico woman allegedly pointed a silver handgun at her boyfriend, a weapon she retrieved from her vagina, where it had been placed while the accused was performing a sex act, police allege.

To make matters more strange, the arrested woman is the most recent ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Cormac McCarthy, author of ?The Road? and ?No Country for Old Men.?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...holster-675432
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