Everything is caused by global warming.
Storms? Global warming.
Droughts? Global warming.
Heat? Global warming.
Cold? Global warming.
Stable climate conditions? Global warming.
Your kid broke his arm? Global warming.
Flat tire? Global warming.
Coffee pot is empty? Global warming.
Depression? Global warming.
Drug overdose? Global warming.
Paul Walker's death? Global warming.
Georges St. Pierre taking a break from MMA? Global warming.
Tennis elbow? Global warming.
Internet goes down? Global warming.
Your wife cheated on you? Global warming.
Firefly got cancelled? Global warming.
Ned Stark betrayed and executed? Global warming.
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