I ripped off my shirt, then beat my chest,
Pulled my cock out to show the world....
But what I didn't realise,
Was that my cock was somewhat 'curled'...
The world looked back, and laughed at me...
Said 'What a fucking PRICK"...
That fat cunt in the corner there, has a really tiny dick !
I was embarrassed, felt really bad... So retreated to the loo...
And played with the stuff that came out my bum...
Thats why I do like poo
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