Pity the poor guy who has to clean up afterwards...ewwww!!!
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There's a lot of grossness littered about my fantasy life, and I'm always the one cleaning up. You know those dirty movie booths where men put tokens in the machine and jerk off to pornos? Well, my latest dream is to be the one who mops those places. I know I'm not the only one. Because, I mean, who's doing the cleaning?
Someone must be, because there's not a foot-high wall of dried cum beneath every screen. And with less than five percent unemployment in most parts of America, no one is taking a squeegee to nudie booths in order to feed their kids.
No, they must want it ? the bleach, the rag, the knee pads, the ghosts of ten thousand masturbating men. I'm not the only dreamer.
It was with great joy that I used my occupation as journalist as a cover to approach John, booth-swabber and manager at the most scandalous dirty movie spot in New Hampshire ? the owner would like to keep it unnamed ? to get the lowdown on splooge-wiping.
Our interview was repeatedly interrupted by customers coming and going ? they'd silently hand John three dollars, avoiding eye contact, and he'd give them tokens while I waited. I think the fact that it was Valentine's Day and that I was obviously pregnant made the masturbators shy. Then the unbelievable happened ? my father's roommate approached the counter, boxed vibrator in hand!
?Lisa Carver
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Read the amazing/hilarious/strange Q & A here:
http://www.nerve.com/regulars/lifeswork/mrclean
It's been well over a decade since I've been to a peep show. Dirty D could probably share a story or three about glory holes and peep shows.
Surprised he hasn't posted here yet.
ADG