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A few weeks ago I won money. This was for the big draw a few weeks ago, hundreds of millions of dollars. The gas station I buy lottery tickets at has a little scanner machine we use to see if we won after the drawing, and usually it says "winner $5" or "winner $20". This time it said "winner - contact lottery commission". My heart jumped into my throat and I'm like "fuck all you bitches, I'm buying a fucking island in Hawaii". Turns out I only won $200, and the gas station can only pay out upto $100.
The most I ever won was $600 on a scratcher. Ironically it was the first lottery ticket I ever bought.
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