Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

MTVs 'Sweet 16' Show...

I pour a pint glass of Vodka / RedBull with a straw in it...

Each time the spoilt brat says 'My Party' I take a huge sip....

I vomited all over the kitchen table last week, and into my Sunday lunch

Wish me luck today guys - If I'm REALLY lucky, I may even shit my pants