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Old 03-25-2014, 02:49 PM  
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Originally Posted by deltav View Post
Not sure if those other threads linked to this, but here's Dave Brockie's "blog" chronicling some of the more ignoble anecdotes of The Man Who Was Oderus. I LOLed a few times:

http://www.oderus.com/timewasters/stupid/index.html
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Nov. 15 2010 I go to FOX studios in LA to do an Oderus appearance on The Daily Grind. They have requested that I go on without the Cuttlefish, and thats no prob, except that I forgot the Mangina. So I have to make do with a motley selection of woefully inadequate thongs and tranny dick-flatteners. I manage to get my real package hidden, and then go to stage. As soon as the production assistant sees me she goes beet-red and says something like "Are you sure you are supposed to go on like that?", to which I reply "why certainly!" I make my way onto the set where a 100-strong studio audience takes one look at me and bulges 200 eyes out of their sockets. Well, thats ok, people freak when they see Oderus, though it did seem a little more extreme than it usually was. But I shrug it off and make my way through the rest of the hour-long show. It goes well, but I can't help but notice an uncomfortable feeling in the air...

After the shoot was over I walked back to my dressing room, wondering why nobody was talking to me...until I behold myself in the full-length dressing room mirror.

My entire nut-sack is hanging out of my improvised banana-hammock. I had been unknowingly exposing myself to easily 100 people for over an hour.
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