04-15-2014, 10:31 PM
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Sometimes, the idea of seeing a film featuring Robert DeNiro getting a handjob might seem appealing.
Perhaps when you?re washing your car, or changing the baby, or even feeding your drooling senile aunt some cashew nuts?those are just a few of the times when, if someone came up to you and said, ?Hey buddy, I have this really awesome film featuring Robert DeNiro getting whackied by a pert-boobied screen starlet. Wanna see it??, you?d be unlikely to respond with, ?Nah, it?s ok. I?d rather finish this?.
Ok, now, imagine there was a film that not only featured JUST that, but also threw in Gerard Depardieu, and showed both of them getting cranked by an Italian actress named Stefania Casini? Oh yeah, NOW you?re interested.
You know what, Serge? It?s your lucky day. It just so happens there?s a 1976 movie called ?1900″ that features Robert DeNiro and Gerard Depardieu enjoying said hand-party.
And no, this isn?t some porn that ?the two D?s? made before they were famous. It?s a legit, highly-regarded film by legendary Italian director Bernardo Bertolucci.
It just happens to contain a scene in which they?re both lying in a bed, fully naked, and having their most intimate of snake shaped areas used as a retro-gaming based charades clue.
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