I had no idea who Matt26v is and had no idea what he does in this industry. I assumed he was a large scale affiliate with a deep interest in avoiding being shaved because he pushes thousands of sales (so even a 1% shave would cost him a ton of money). Now someone just Skyped me his history and it all became much more clear.
100 posts in a contest thread over a four day period?
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=610324
https://gfy.com/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=610324
https://gfy.com/search.php?searchid=4910177
Do you do anything else in adult Matt26v, or is posting in contest threads your full time occupation?