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Old 04-29-2014, 09:30 AM  
Harmon
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Originally Posted by dyna mo View Post
I won't even start in on how hideous those fucking pants are.
I'm like NOT gay, but this MAY sound GAY... but dude has a little dick. See it? Look back.

People with little dicks shouldn't wear pants that show off how little their dick actually is. I'm pretty sure the guy is half Hebrew, so it makes sense and we all know what side of the fam he came from... still? Wear a cup of something before you go jumping rope if you have a micro-cock and are going to run around in public like Mr. Dong.

I'm not even sure if that's his dick. I might be his sack or something. In fact now that I look at it, where is the sack? Is that it on the right? It's like all deformed and shit. It's like a 3/4th deflated water balloon.

And the desert storm boots?

Am I over analyzing?
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