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The Consultant: The worst Porn Movie I have ever seen
Ok. Please please please, tell me that "The Consultant" never won any industry awards, and that everyone ever associated with this movie have never gone near another camera ever again.
In one threesome scene, some actor who's too embarrassed to take his dark sunglasses off, is having anal sex with this girl. He pulls out and launches giant loogies into her butt hole, continues fucking, then stops to spit again, and again, and again.
A little later on, the camera turns onto a 90 degree angle. Not a half-artsy 45 degree angle, just a hard-right to total sideways. Oh look! More spitting. Not to mention shitty lighting and a camera person who couldn't be bothered to learn what a white balance is.
Fast-forward 15 minutes, and what's next? More fucking spitting. Spit! Gob! Loogie! Snot! What the hell?
I understand that everyone has their fetishes, but who the hell gets turned on watching someone spit into assholes?
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