I forgot to take my pills today so while I'm waiting for them to be Fedexed to my Bonaire based hut I have surfed out some leaked news from unconfirmed source.
A new strategic partnership to predict customer's experience in having payments received
and withdrawn by introducing a new RoUtine NUTShell MANagement system ( 'RUNUTS' ) to use a webcam software that is able to 'seethru' and get your money either kept on hold or withdrawn by a third party no matter what. "It's a huge success, barely possible but doable, and we're the pioneers" - said the rep, Mr. Snowflake. He added "It may sound as fictional as it gets but we're unable to hold off our dreams coming true . . . " - and after a minute long pause - "Seriously?..."
From my desk at Bonaire:
