A couple hours. Drove 2 hours to meet this bitch i met off some dating site. Turns out she looked nothing like her photos. She was actually a native and was about 6 feet tall and burly. Took her to dinner and she wouldn't even have a drink. What kind of Indian doesnt like fire water? Couldn't get that boring, giant bitch back to her welfare shack fast enough.
I spent more time driving there then I did on the actual date.
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