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Phx is AWESOME if you are....
white
pretend to love jesus
aspire to drive an Escalade (which you will drive 35 miles on a freeway at 80mph to get to anywhere)
your idea of food: olive garden, texmex, subway, papa johns
you like the color brown, because everything the grows or is built is brown/tan/beige
hate obama & like to have your politicians embarrass the state regularly
like to get your car washed 2x a week to remove the inch layer of dirt
feel the need to buy allergy medicine in bulk
feel the need to buy ammo in bulk
8 months of the year the weather is unbearable
on the plus side: it's cheap as shit to live there, ccbill is there, a million golf courses
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