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Old 06-15-2014, 12:41 PM  
kane
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I didn't have sex with her, but I regretted being in the moment with her.

Here's the story.

I moved into this new apartment (this was about 15 years ago) and one early evening I came home and the apartment was so hot from being closed up all that summer day it was like stepping into an oven. So I opened the windows, put fans in the windows and decided to walk across the street to this little hole in the wall bar and have a beer while it cooled off.

While there I start talking to this woman. She was older than me, but it was hard to say by how much. I buy her a couple of beers and after a few hours she says, "You are a nice, respectful guy." I thank her for saying so then she says, "You must never have sex." I tell her I do okay and ask why she would think that. She proceeds to tell me nice guys don't get laid as much. She then tells me she would go home with me if I asked. So I asked and we walk back to my apartment.

Back at my place we start making out and she unzips my pants to get at my junk. I need to pee so I tell her I will be right back and go to the bathroom. When I walk back out into the living room a minute later she is standing there bare ass naked. The problem was that her body was covered in sores. There were dozens of them from her neck to her feet. They ranged in size from about a dime to about a 50 cent piece. They were scabbed up and nasty.

I instantly zipped up and decided I didn't want any of that. I told her I was sorry, but couldn't do this. I made up an excuse and tried to be nice, but she got angry and started calling me names so I eventually told her I didn't want to fuck her because she was covered in scabs and had God only knows what kind of nasty disease running though her veins. She then starts crying and sits down on the couch.

For the next 30 minutes she proceeded to tell me how she has ruined her life and drinks until she passes out every night.

I never went back to that bar.
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