Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Yes it was just rancid. It was like a hairy rat died and was left out in the sun and a homeless man pissed on it for 2 days, then I ripped the carcass open and began to lick the insides of the piss-soaked rat. It really bothered me because she knew I had been trying to get in her pants for 2 weeks and that is how she showed up at my house. Clean yourself up a bit first for Pete's sake.I never seen her again after that night.