Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Well....not really....but I do remember getting a blowjob from a street walker back in the '80's. Saw her strolling down 8th Avenue in NYC, back when Hell's Kitchen was pre-Disney (in other words, sleazy and awesome). She says she will blow me for $10 so we go into a parking lot. This is 3 in the afternoon.

We go a couple rows deep into the parking lot, she squats down, unzips me and goes to town. Wow! This chick had amazing skills! So I reach down and feel...a slightly fuzzy chn. Hmmm....ok well but um hmmm....I'm about fifteen seconds from exploding into this "chick's" mouth so I explain (lie?) to myself that this is just a hairy Hispanic hooker. Nothing to get alarmed about. But I'm thinking 'Maybe this isn't such a good id-" SPLOOGE!

Hmmm...."she" stands up with my dead babies oozing down her chin so I couldn't really see how hairy that thing was...oh the memories! Damn you for making me relive this "incident". Where do I send the therapy bills? Oy vey.