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Old 07-02-2014, 07:32 PM  
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Originally Posted by Sly View Post
Or the lack of common language became more of an issue after the fact than they realized.

Hiring people is like dating. First date, she sure looks really cute. Second date, still cute but a little strange. Third date, shits getting weird. Fourth date, get the fuck out!

You have never hired anyone, have you?
Boy, you sure are an arrogant slag.

I have hired people and they spoke very good English during the interview; there
was never a problem after the interview.
Figure it out in the interview.

WTF!

How do they "hide" that they can't speak fluent English during a fucking English only interview?

This is probably that companies job interview :

Quote:
Employer : like to work?
Worker : Yes

E : Start now?
W: yes

E : take low pay?
W: yes

E : Lie to me to make things work?
W : No.

E : Wait.
W : Yes

E : I need you to lie to make things work, so say yes
W : yes

E : start now
W : yes

E : no, I mean fucking get up and start now
W : yes
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