Seriously, thinking this would work shows the needed research wasn't done. I'm unfamiliar with who the owner is? I have been out of the loop for a while now =| Apologies for this, just from the posts and some quick research, he's clearly well respected here and has many successful projects in the industry under his belt. No doubt he's done much more than me! Yes, I basically post on message boards and screw around all day, it gives me plenty of time to think about things such as this. No disrespect to the owner.
Dear owner of WankCoin: If you want to save yourself some money, I wouldn't go too hard propping up the price - if you decide to do that (I haven't looked/not saying you've done this/would do this/etc), but unless you can find a stream of buyers for it miners will sell to BTC immediately (big money isn't dumb, and to be frank, it's a copy with the only change being the Name. Sorry. The crypto-coin graveyard is a big place and direct copies of Bitcoin historically have an affinity for winding up taking a seat there.
What am I missing that's going to save this from the fate of all the other similar crypto-coins, some which even had a few imaginative improvements. A network or two of pay-sites accepting it won't have much real impact. If every site in the business suddenly began to accept the coin, there may be some hope of it existing for a bit longer... When I attempted to run it, realizing almost nobody else was using it (couldn't download the block.. maybe a port i need to un-block?), seeing the volume at all 3 exchanges is so small, several BTC of sales, just a few grand usd, would actually basically wipe out most of the order-books buy side (from what I could tell..). But besides that, if surfers are interested in something like this currency - it already exists and it's called Bitcoin.
The market is going to take it where it wants, and even millions spent attempting to convince people to adopt something or hold a price, is not going to change that. Good luck however
