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Originally Posted by eipstudios
next time you masturbate think of me. I hate my dick it's too small too small no girl wants me!! she is going to laugh at me look at my body how can anyone love me  |
Sorry buddy, I don't swing that way. If you like to think about men when you masturbate that is your business. Lol
Your first sentence would make a good Jeopardy answer.
I'll take "Sentences no straight male has ever said to another man" for $500 Alex.