I thought you were going to say you tried to fuck it.
Oh well, you want a real treat?
Soak your clothes? Take your dirty clothes, put them in the bath tub and piss on them...really soak them good. Next, put them in the dryer on high. The smell will not only fill the entire house but make them quite offenisve when you were them to 7-11 for more beer.
Your welcome.
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