I name my laptops after rock chicks. My first was Lita. She kicks ass. Then Batten after Jennifer Batten, Michael Jackson's old guitarist. She's infuckingsane. She was a teacher at Musician's Institute. The new laptop is Hoffs because I think Susanna Hoffs from the Bangles is hot.
Also worth mentioning is Vixen. They kick much ass.
And I would SO hit Courtney Love. Her rage is magnificent and it could possibly be the wildest ride in town. Plus she likes to be topless, which I dig. It would be the best two weeks of my life.
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