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* All furniture and decor in Russky porn must be either lime green or burnt orange, preferably of a flocked velvet fabric
* All male models must be wearing black or dark blue dress socks the entire time. They can be naked, but THE SOCKS MUST REMAIN ON
* Every table must have: 1) A filthy overflowing ashtray 2) A cracked coffe mug half-full of cold tea 3) 1/2 a bottle of either German Wine or some unknown liquer
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Shomer fuckin shabbas
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