07-11-2003, 08:29 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: EARTH (for the time being)
Posts: 7,014
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Originally posted by x3guide
* All furniture and decor in Russky porn must be either lime green or burnt orange, preferably of a flocked velvet fabric
* All male models must be wearing black or dark blue dress socks the entire time. They can be naked, but THE SOCKS MUST REMAIN ON
* Every table must have: 1) A filthy overflowing ashtray 2) A cracked coffe mug half-full of cold tea 3) 1/2 a bottle of either German Wine or some unknown liquer
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Now you've got it!!!
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