Originally Posted by DamianJ

I did drama at college and there was a pro drg queen in my year I was chums with. For one Halloween ball he dragged me up. Full works. Took 3 hours.

Anyhoo, there were lots of sports students at my college. One started chatting me up. I just nodded and smiled and said nothing. He carried on,

At one point he asked me to dance. I said, in my normal voice, I don't think that's a good idea mate.

He walked backwards, stunned muttering

No fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way

Was very amusing.