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Old 08-18-2014, 01:54 AM  
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When was the 1st time that you poo'd / & Or / Pee'd al over your Wife / GF?

We were in a club in Hollywood - EVERY GUY WANTED HER SO BAD! She had her best clothing and lingerie on... She looked HAWT!!!

So, on the way home in the taxi, we are on the back seat, and she decides to give me a BJ! But, cause I have drunk so much, I decide to pee in her mouth instead! For some reason it appears that this is 'Inappropriate Behaviour' (According To Her) So I ask the driver to stop at the nearby Taco Bell, and I order 3 Burritos...

Upon arrival at our apartment in Woodland Hills, I tell her to sit in the shower... Despite looking confused, she agrees... I explain that because she didn't swallow all of my hot piss in the taxi, that I made a small mess on my underwear.... She needs to be punished! So thats what I intended to do....

I pulled out my 13 inch member and urinated all over her ! From top to toe !

It felt real good, so I reversed myself about face, and pulled down my pants, and delivered a spray of diarrhoea all over her like I was putting out a fire at an orphanage !

She left me shortly afterwards, for some (Probably) unrelated incident... But thats MY story...

What is yours????


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