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Old 08-19-2014, 04:14 PM  
SilentKnight
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Originally Posted by clickity click View Post
People use knives for other things other than killing people you know.
Really?

You should test that out.

Go find a cop. Get in to a confrontation to him. Whip out a knife. Try making him believe you're only using the knife to:

1. Whittle a piece of driftwood to which you'll glue a dead squirrel and call it "art".

2. Slice a piece of fruit...'cuz you suddenly had an urge to eat an apple during a police confrontation.

3. Cut open a box of Bibles that you were just delivering to friends and neighbours.

4. Practice your sword-swallowing act for the local busker festival...and wanted to start with something small.



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