I did actually see Jesus myself once. He was walking in the fashion district area of downtown LA, right near 'Skid Row'...
He had sandals on, a white robe, long hair, crown of thorns etc and was carrying a large wooden cross...
The only reason I didn't *quite* think it was the 'second coming' was because he was also furiously masturbating under his robe as he walked down the public street...
By the state of his robe, I could tell he was about to have his 4th or 5th coming of the day...
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