If you own or ever purchase a Louis Vuitton PRÉSIDENT briefcase I expect one of two things:
1) you carry it around with nothing in it and when people ask you, you reply its where I put all the fucks I don't give.
2) you have one of these 3 things inside:
a. stacks of freshly minted 100$ bills
b. guns
c. cocaine
If you do not do one of these two things, you are doing it all wrong.