Originally Posted by ErectMedia

SBJ & ErectMedia walk into a bar downtown Chicago. ErectMedia orders some drinks up. Slowly a blonde and a brunette walk over. ErectMedia begins talking to the brunette cause that's how he rolls leaving the blondie for SBJ. Girls say they have to run for a few to go pick up a friend. ErectMedia says cool punch those digits in my superior iPhone and you and your friends can come chill for the afterparty in my loft. SBJ tries the same technique with blondie but his android phone locks up and freezes and she begins to laugh. SBJ tries to call ErectMedia for the address but he doesn't hear his phone ring cause it's muffled by loud music and orgasmic screams from 3 chicks riding his cock in rotation. ErectMedia sends SBJ pics of the night the following day so at least he can FAP to the blondie he could have had if his damn Android didn't crash.