Yep, you got it... I was driving my wife to the hospital to give birth....
What the police DIDNT know, was that in preparation of the happy event, I had filled my spare room with the entire contents of a liquor store...
When her waters broke, I started drinking - Then, after she started hitting me, weeping and sobbing, and saying FFS!!!! I lept into the car...
The sentence I TRIED to said to the police, was "My Wife Is Having A BABY" -
But I *think* it came out as 'Blurddy bluuby blas gravy'...
They looked into the car, and saw the empty seat, and said 'What Wife?'
So I got an escort to go back, pick her up, and drive her to the prostitute.
But all was good - He survived, and has just left my house ! After behaving like a tornado in my kitchen, and robbing all the cupboards of food
Seems like a few days ago though... Not 24 years !!!
