Thread: Rant Google, WTF?
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Old 09-05-2014, 04:03 PM  
Aka_Bluey
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Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa View Post
Are you fucking serious? This baffles me... How fucking retarded are you people? Seriously. You're the dumbest fucks I have ever came in contact with. I actually feel as if I lost IQ points just reading the responses in this thread.

PageSpeed is a fucking godsend. It analyzes your site and shows you how to improve it to help your fucking visitors have a more pleasant time on your site...

You know what I do when I come to a site that loads slowly? I fucking close it. Do you want that? No. You want me to stay, click, buy. Google is helping with that.

God you're all a bunch of fucking numbskulls.

Also if you think Google is so evil and shit, put this line of code in robots.txt and upload it to the public root of your site. No more evil Google bothering you.


Code:
# Fuck "evil" Google!
User-agent: Googlebot
Disallow: /
User-agent: googlebot-image
Disallow: /
User-agent: googlebot-mobile
Disallow: /

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