Originally Posted by stopitbrrruce

Stephen Hawking threw a welcome party for future time-travellers... no one showed up.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012...n_1643488.html

Of course that might have been because he waited until the party was over to send out the invites.

"I gave a party for time-travellers, but I didn't send out the invitations until after the party. I sat there a long time, but no one came."