NewOldPlayer

Did you catch Miss America the other day?

I've never seen such a sorry ass group of women in any Miss America pageant.

A few had some nice bodies, that's a given, but most had burned out, beat up faces.

Normally in a grand pageant like Miss America, there are a handful of "stunners" and it's hard to decide who will win. This time it seemed like a contest to find the least objectionable woman to wear the crown.

Too much skanky make-up covering their pre-aged, mis-shaped faces, bags under eyes, crooked teeth, cheap blonde dye jobs and mis-shaped figures. Did the women get more points for the thickest thighs? Where do some of these women even get the notion to be in a pageant to begin with? When daddy told her how beautiful she was at 10, that message must've went to her ego.

Most of the women looked unhealthy. They did not look like women in their 20's, but rather late 30's, divorced with one kid each. (judging by the thick fat hips and thighs I saw) I think it's a sign of the times due to the poor diets Americans have.

Don't get me wrong, if you take about 5 of them and toss them in a dark bar, they would be smoking hot! But, this is Miss America, and these are the best women from each state? Seriously? They should've just put t-shirts on them and hosed 'em down, then we'd have something to look at.

All the really hot women seem to be in modeling, acting and porn. Miss America gets all the leftovers. So sad.

Can't wait for Miss Universe, then we'll see the true definition of "beautiful women."