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Old 09-21-2014, 03:57 AM  
Rochard
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Oddly enough years ago at 3am the local cops came banging on my door. I took my time getting downstairs to them, turning on all outside lights before I opened the door. There was four cops there, three of them armed with shotguns. They got a complaint about a "domestic dispute" and our neighbor thought it was at my house.

My wife and I NEVER fight and we were sleeping.

But my wife comes down the stairs and they ask "Miss, is there a problem" and my start ass wife was like "You bet there is a huge problem" and I'm like "oh shit". Then my wife says something like "you need to freaking explain to me why you just woke us up".

Then the police are like "why are your eyes all blurry?". Duh. It's 3am and I was sleeping.

if you've done nothing wrong, you'll never have problems with the police. But if they are doing a no knock raid on your house you know there is a reason for it.
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