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Old 10-02-2014, 10:25 AM  
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Well in that case, my iPhone 5s is absolutely better than your S5. I didn't have to wait in line, I didn't need it but it was a good deal, I paid no upgrade fee, I didn't make a penis based decision because a cute girl smiled at me (let's face it, cute girls do not work at the Apple store,) and it was delivered to my doorstep the day it came out. Hell, I didn't even have to leave my house. I didn't for my iMac either!

How amazing is that?
But your iPhone isn't better. What can your iPhone do that my phone can't do? We all make phone calls, text message, pictures, videos, music; We all run the same exact fucking apps.

I didn't get a new phone because a cute girl smiled at me; I do lunch with her usually every week so I see her no matter what. I just happened to be int the store when they first cameo out. If I wanted a phone delivered to me they do that too. Come to think of it, I could have had that same cute girl deliver the phone to my doorstep if I had asked.

My last computer was delivered to my doorstep also.

The only phone my family has problems with is our two iPhones. The only cracked screens we have are... iPhones. And a lot of them.

So do tell, how is an iPhone better than any other phone?
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