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Old 10-14-2014, 07:28 AM  
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How can the government be recording everyone's phone calls but only know who 65 million of us are? Slackers.
Because it works like this.
Bob over in section 97 that records and monitors your calls doesn't like to talk to Steve over in section 34. Ever since Bob heard Steve talking to Bob's wife Tammy (she works in section 41) on a call one night. Seems Steve was dipping his pen in Tammy's ink...

Basically this caused a little issue in HR and we can't cross reference the voice recordings because that's were Steve works. And we can't fire any of them without causing a union issue. It's all a big cluster fuck, our current solution is to find a way to blame this all on Obama.
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