So this is the Canadian Mounty club thread?
FIRST GUY: "Im Canadian, You're Canadian, We're both Canadian"
SECOND GUY: "Yep.... we are that. We are both Canadian."
FIRST GUY: "You sure you're Canadian?"
SECOND GUY: "Yep.... I am Canadian."
FIRST GUY: "Ok, you're bona fide Canadian."
SECOND GUY: "How did you know?"
FIRST GUY: "Because you were too laid back to give a shit whether you're Canadian or not - that proves you are Canadian."
SECOND GUY: "OK but why is this discussion important enough to post on GFY?"
FIRST GUY: "It's a stupid discussion but its one where we can keep Americans out and that in itself justifies its importance. Americans have bases all over the world, on every continent. Americans are free to travel anywhere and Canadians cannot avoid them. However, here we can do just that and it is a refreshing lemon tea."
SECOND GUY: "I like lemon tea."