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Old 10-17-2014, 10:04 PM  
kane
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I once dated a girl whose best friend was a nurse in an ER in North Hollywood. One night right around Christmas they had a guy and his girlfriend come in. The two had been getting busy in bed and she shoved a Christmas light up his ass and it got stuck.

They filled him with muscle relaxers and let him pass it because they were afraid if they tried to take it out it would break and that would be very bad news.
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