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Old 10-18-2014, 03:22 PM  
CurrentlySober
Too lazy to wipe my ass
 
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... only to get stuck next to some overweight stinky alcoholic who drools in his sleep for 14 hours..... never again lol
Yeah, sorry about that - I should have apologised at the time..

My tip for getting a good seat is even easier...

Upon boarding the plane, simply soil yourself, and due to the smell, you will find that not only you can sit wherever you want... But that you also seem to get lots of empty seats around you too, so you get a bit of peace and quiet...

Happy trails!
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